It's almost 9pm as I'm typing this post and Kevan's bet on October 30 doesn't look all that good as we speak! With Kevan's bet almost out of the picture, we are now down to only 2 warriors battling out for the jackpot!
But before I provide a brief introduction of these 2 final contestants, please allow me to tell our Readers something...
"I DO NOT WANT A HALLOWEEN BABY!!"
That is, of course, if I'm given a choice! My view is that if the Little Piggy is really born on Halloween, the following is bound to happen:
- The Piggy's next 10 or so (could be more) birthday parties are all going to be in costume!
- His/her Birthday pictures will almost always be taken with a costume on him/her!
- If I'm nice enough to throw him/her a Birthday Party, no one is going to show up because all the kids will rather go Trick or Treating instead!
- And if I do NOT throw him/her a party, the door bell is going to ring all night long, while he/she is enjoying his/her new birthday gift, or during our family dinner!
- Oh, and if I choose to take him/her out, all the so-called kids-friendly and fun places are going to be 'haunted-ly' themed, with restaurant servers that look like Dracula serving us!
And every year will be almost exactly the same! So how much fun could that be?
Again, that is, of course, if I get to choose! That's why when Amy told me this morning that she felt a few contractions last night, I was a bit worried that the Little Piggy might pop out tomorrow! Even if the contractions start now, there is still plenty of time before we wave October goodbye!
With that thought in mind, now take a guess on why Jae Choi picked October 31 as his bet?
JUST - TO - GET - ON - MY - NERVES!!!!!!
For those who do not know, Jae and I work together. He knew all along that I am not looking forward to the possibility of a Halloween Baby. To get back at me for leaving all the work for him to do while I'm gone for the Piggy, I think he purposely picked Halloween as his bet, just to get back at me! It's not nice of him, but I can take it like a Man Dad!
Well, in case you are wondering what that picture is for... this is the belt that I'm going to put on Amy for the next 20 hours or so, plus, I am going to tie Amy's legs together... just to make sure that the Little Piggy stays put past October 31! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ( <--- that's an evil laugh, by the way!) Jae, did I tell you that the only person left to fight for the jackpot... IS MY BROTHER!!??!!?? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ( <--- that's an evil laugh, TOO!)
PS. Dear God, I promise to be a good boy if you can make this Little Piggy to stay in her Mommy's tummy for another 20 hours or so! Thanks!
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